Funny humor Quote by Brooke Moss Download Open image ““He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore.”” — Brooke Moss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor
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“She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them.” — Sarah Dunant Copy Share Image
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“We were locked down tighter than a nun’s thighs, and that’s just how I liked it.” — Matthew Mather Copy Share Image
“Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun—ooh! Wouldn’t that be scandalous?” “Indeed, but no.” — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“...There's an -or- in -whore- because you always have a choice to respect your body and say no.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
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“Look, Nik, I know you don't like public scrutiny lately. If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date,… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“Every whore needs a man that could turn her into a beautiful swan...” — Cleopatramoneysex Copy Share Image
“You need to understand that love isn’t all romance and flowers and great sex, Violet.” I raised my eyebrows, but she didn’t stop. “Real… — Brooke Moss Copy Share Image
“I was not only going to witness Gabe getting married, but now I would have a front and center view while doing so. How… — Brooke Moss Copy Share Image
“I never stopped, you know.” His voice was quiet. My pulse stuttered. “Never stopped what?” He gripped the glass tightly. “Never stopped loving you.” — Brooke Moss Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but laugh when Landon’s round eyes met mine again. This was my life. A leopard print couch, a David Beckham look-alike,… — Brooke Moss Copy Share Image
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“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.” — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off further. "It… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
