Strip club Quote by Brodi Ashton

“If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you’ll stick out like a nun at a strip club.”

— Brodi Ashton

“Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun—ooh! Wouldn’t that be scandalous?” “Indeed, but no.”

— Jenn Bennett

“He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore.”

— Brooke Moss

“Did you know you can date nuns now?” “No. Really?” “Yes, as long as you don’t get into the habit.”

— Charles Rosenberg

“He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at…

— Kristen Ashley

“A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied.”

— Amy Krouse Rosenthal

“Trust me, after the Boy Issues I’ve had, I’m becoming a nun.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“What the hell were you doing at the Hurrah? You won't find a date there, none of them are into chicks.”

— Kylie Chan

“She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them.”

— Sarah Dunant

“Her full breasts strained against the material as if dying to escape, turning her respectable business suit into a vehicle for a stripper. Horrified…

— Jennifer Probst

“Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have to try…

— J.C. McClean

“What?" He was frowning now. "No bathing suit? Are you sure you're not a nun?" "Some nuns swim.”

— April Lindner