“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes… — J.C. McClean Crying Copy Share Image
“First off, what the hell kind of name is that? Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance! What the actual… — J.C. McClean Children Copy Share Image
“He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing –… — J.C. McClean Death Copy Share Image
“I eye the karaoke machine in alarm. Shit. I’m going to need a shot. “Let’s do Ssssummer Nightsssss! I jusssst love Greasssse!”… — J.C. McClean Computers Copy Share Image
“Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my… — J.C. McClean Humour Copy Share Image
“How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks… — J.C. McClean Funny Copy Share Image
“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have… — J.C. McClean Hangover Copy Share Image
“Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for… — J.C. McClean Plan b Copy Share Image
“Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have… — J.C. McClean Books Copy Share Image
“So, I turn on the charm and ask ¿Cuánto cuesta pene? Pretty impressive, right? Wrong. What I should have said was ¿Cuánto… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Lorelai pulls me in closer and I feel her hair brush the side of my face. Huh, she smells like bubblegum and… — J.C. McClean Oh god Copy Share Image
“Shit. Is this a good idea? I’m a lawyer for Christ’s sake. I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single… — J.C. McClean Dear god Copy Share Image
“I watch as she quickly grabs her dress and then suddenly pulls off my t-shirt, leaving her standing in her underwear. Shit!… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Okay, I’m going to move on before I suddenly grow a vagina or something ...” — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“I throw him a smile and pull on my suit jacket and then my hat. “Come on, what would you do?” He… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“EvieS89: Maybe she’s lonely and just wants a friend! ;-) CharlieBoy88: No! Trust me, the chick is nuts! Lol! ;-) EvieS89: *shakes… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who… — J.C. McClean Dear god Copy Share Image
