Humour Quote by J.C. McClean
““Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my little sheep, I am not sad and will not weep, For Caleb Jones is a cheat! He two-timed me with some ho, Whose name is Kacey ‘Slut’ Munroe! But I don’t care about my foe, For I have found a brand new guy, My Blue Eyed, Mr Berry Pie! And I know, he won’t make me cry, For I did fall under his spell, To him, I am his gorgeous Belle, So Caleb Jones can go to Hell!””
About This Quote
Source Poem: “Caleb’s Revenge” (online), 2022
The narrator rejects heartbreak, celebrates a new love, and dismisses a former partner’s betrayal with defiant humor.
In simple terms: Moving on from betrayal with humor and new love.
Let go, find new love.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- breakup
- dating
- social media
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you process loss health?
- What qualities do you seek in a partner?
Humor may mask lingering pain.