Humour Quotes by George R.R. Martin

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“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

George R.R. Martin

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“My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.”

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“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

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“My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.”

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“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

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“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark”

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“Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of…

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“Ser Cleos raised a shout. When Jaime looked up, Brienne was lumbering along the clifftop well ahead of them, having cut across…

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“I will not eat Craster’s food, he decided suddenly. “I broke my fast with the men, my lord.” Jon shooed the raven…

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“His stomach could not tolerate the snails and lampreys and other rich food Captain Khorane so relished, and after his first meal…

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“She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew…

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“He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf,” Haldon said after an exchange with the guard…

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“After the brightness of the morning, the interior of the pavilion seemed cool and dim. Stannis seated himself on a plain wooden…

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“As for 'too much description,' well, opinions differ. We write the books we want to read. And I want to read books that are richly textured and full of sensory detail, books that make me feel as if I am experiencing a story, not just reading it. Plot is only one aspect of telling a tale, and not the most…

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“You esteem this Penrose more than you do my lords bannermen. Why?” “He keeps faith.” “A misplaced faith in a dead usurper.”…

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“You were small, but far-famed. We were in Oldtown at your birth, and all the city talked of was the monster that had been born to the King’s Hand, and what such an omen might foretell for the realm.” “Famine, plague, and war, no doubt.” Tyrion gave a sour smile. “It’s always famine, plague, and war. Oh, and winter, and…

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“Neither's the one you get, less you want me to see if your apple's ripe, yet. - Yoren”

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“You are the queen, he ought to be begging leave of you.”

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“It is my look they will flinch from now, my frown that they must fear.”

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“A good threat is often more telling than a blow.”

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“This wine is very choice.”

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“Everything Syrio Forel had ever taught her vanished in a heartbeat. In that instant of sudden terror, the only lesson Arya could remember was…

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“Megga couldn’t sing, but she was mad to be kissed. She and Alla played a kissing game sometimes, she confessed, but it wasn’t the same as kissing a man, much less a king. Sansa wondered what Megga would think about kissing the Hound, as she had. He’d come to her the night of the battle stinking of wine and blood.…

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