Humour Quotes by George R.R. Martin

16 Humour quotes by George R.R. Martin

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If you enjoy a blend of fantasy flair and sardonic wit, Martin's 16 humour‑filled lines are a quick, satisfying bite. They capture his knack for turning the absurd into something oddly reflective.

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“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

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“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

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“My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.”

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“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

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“My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.”

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“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark”

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“Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of…

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“Ser Cleos raised a shout. When Jaime looked up, Brienne was lumbering along the clifftop well ahead of them, having cut across…

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“I will not eat Craster’s food, he decided suddenly. “I broke my fast with the men, my lord.” Jon shooed the raven…

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“His stomach could not tolerate the snails and lampreys and other rich food Captain Khorane so relished, and after his first meal…

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“He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf,” Haldon said after an exchange with the guard…

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“She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew…

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“After the brightness of the morning, the interior of the pavilion seemed cool and dim. Stannis seated himself on a plain wooden…

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“As for 'too much description,' well, opinions differ. We write the books we want to read. And I want to read books…

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“You esteem this Penrose more than you do my lords bannermen. Why?” “He keeps faith.” “A misplaced faith in a dead usurper.”…

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“You were small, but far-famed. We were in Oldtown at your birth, and all the city talked of was the monster that…

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“Neither's the one you get, less you want me to see if your apple's ripe, yet. - Yoren”

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“You are the queen, he ought to be begging leave of you.”

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“It is my look they will flinch from now, my frown that they must fear.”

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“A good threat is often more telling than a blow.”

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“This wine is very choice.”

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“Everything Syrio Forel had ever taught her vanished in a heartbeat. In that instant of sudden terror, the only lesson Arya could remember was…

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“Megga couldn’t sing, but she was mad to be kissed. She and Alla played a kissing game sometimes, she confessed, but it wasn’t the…

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“The rain feels good against my face, Sam. It feels like tears. Let me stay a while longer, I pray you. It has been…

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“Every man who walks the earth casts a shadow on the world. Some are thin and weak, others long and dark.”

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“The shy girl she had known at Riverrun had grown into a woman who was by turns proud, fearful, cruel, dreamy, reckless, timid, stubborn,…

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“He won the war on the battlefield and lost it in a bedchamber, poor fool.”

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“On the morning after battle the crows had feasted on victors and vanquished alike. How much can a crown be worth when a crow…

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“The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool.”

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“Jon, could there be honor in a lie, if it were told for a...good purpose? - Samwell”

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“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.” “Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long.”

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