Humour Quotes by Rick Riordan

“Should I get you a shovel so you can dig that hole a little deeper?”

— Rick Riordan

“Who's possessing who now, Casper?”

— Rick Riordan

“So…we’ll start by boasting, will we? Just like old times! Very well, demigod.”

— Rick Riordan

“Well we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death." "I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.”

— Rick Riordan

“He was pretty sure he hadn't dozed off as a snake. Usually, he slept like a dog.”

— Rick Riordan

“Hmph. Yes. Him. He had the nerve to turn down our offer of immortality and tell us to pay better attention to…

— Rick Riordan

“I mean, five gods in one stomach—dang. That's enough for doubles tennis, including a ref. They'd been down there so long, they…

— Rick Riordan

“They passed a couple of guys making a bronze windup toy. At least that’s what it looked like. It was a six-inch-tall…

— Rick Riordan

“THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!" Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What…

— Rick Riordan

“The most horrible thing about her? She was still holding her big platter of free samples: Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners. Her platter…

— Rick Riordan

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack…

— Rick Riordan

“Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt. Where did the camel…

— Rick Riordan

“Then she laughed for real, and put her hands around my neck. 'I am never, ever going to make things easy for…

— Rick Riordan