Humour Quotes by Patience Johnson

16 Humour quotes by Patience Johnson

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Patience Johnson’s sixteen entries weave cleverness with a hint of reflection, offering a balanced dose of amusement. Readers looking for a blend of sharp humor and thoughtful undertones will feel right at home.

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“Christians believe in a big God but do small things and this is a big insult to God.”

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“What you need is not too big for God to supply.”

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“There is nothing good in the devil and there is nothing bad in God and with God all things are possible .…

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“I have lived long enough to know that wherever there is crisis there is always Christ. Look for Jesus in the middle…

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“If God give you a status, don't turn yourself to a statue. Don't become a monument. God still want to reside inside…

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“So long as you are in God's hands, He will not throw you away. God cannot drop you for you to be…

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“God didn't call me to kill me. He called me to glory and virtue. My body has dropped on His feet to…

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“Why should sinners prosper and sins suffer? It is ignorant; don't think that the poorer you are the quicker you will see…

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“You are created to be a creator. God does not give anyone a finished product. God did not create the telephone, car,…

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“Any day God removes His hand from you, you are finished. Your hope and trust is only in Him. Your confidence, your…

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“The people that loves God, do they also have troubles? Yes but the troubles never have them. They can have pain but…

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“Is your wife the devil? That is the reason the bible says we should cast out devil. Is your husband the devil?…

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“Spiritual life is not mystic; when you decide to work with God, you have stepped to mystery, God can intervene at any…

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“In your roughest time, when everything looks so cloudy and deserted, don't look to man, don't look to a woman, don't look…

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“Is there anything in your life trying to slip off? Is your health threatening to leave you? Is your joy threatening to…

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“Dear Lord I am tired of forgiving people that offended me. Is there anyway you can fix this people's mind to do…

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“Before God can lift you up, He will first knock you down. Go through it, I have been there many times. The most interesting…

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“If your situation is too tough, don´t go back, go forward. You die quicker when you go backward. Die later when you go forward.”

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“So long as you are in God's hands, He will not throw you away. God cannot drop you for you to be ashamed.”

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“The money you are looking for is not in any country, phd or your designer outlook, it is in wisdom. Solomon never prayed for…

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“In your roughest time, when everything looks so cloudy and deserted, don't look to man, don't look to a woman, don't look to government,…

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“God didn't call me to kill me. He called me to glory and virtue. My body has dropped on His feet to follow me…

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“Have you ever reached to a point where you asked God if the assignment is really from Him. In your account you have just…

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“You are created to be a creator. God does not give anyone a finished product. God did not create the telephone, car, computers, Facebook,…

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“The people that loves God, do they also have troubles? Yes but the troubles never have them. They can have pain but pain can't…

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