Humour Quote by George R.R. Martin

“It’s not like they ever tell us everything, anyway. You know how it is. We’re mushrooms. They keep us in the dark and feed…

— Elliott Kay

“I’m growing mushrooms… because I can’t kill them. They just keep multiplying…and it’s like…I’m in service to them.”

— Sharon Weil

“The only good mushroom is a cooked mushroom.”

— Carol Kendall

“Life has changed a lot, you know. You didn’t used to get all this food inside food inside food when I was a girl.…

— Helen Oyeyemi

“How could a man just glisten when she smelled like the underside of a moldy mushroom?”

— Anne R. Tan

“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the…

— Nora Ephron

“One cannot find out whether or not there's an extraterrestrial intelligence inside the mushroom unless one is willing to take the mushroom.”

— Terrance McKenna

“I never thought I’d be saved by a funky fungus!”

— Minecrafty Family

“Fungi have as much right to life as I do. they know what they want, Bill. Damned if I do anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I hate you. You are the reason fungus exists. You are the slime that grows in swamps that even acid can’t break down—” “How…

— Dee Tenorio

“Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!' Teddy says. 'You know, like mould. You can't get mould growing on mould, can…

— Skye Melki-Wegner

“Let me get this straight: You want to poison me nearly to death, put me out to the side of the road and then…

— Bruce Jenvey