Humour Quote by Larry Kramer

“But I might—” he bit out. “Tell me you’re not a fucking virgin.” “No, I’m not a fucking virgin. Virgins have yet to fuck,…

— Lora Leigh

“Does it bother you that I'm not a virgin?" He hesitated a moment before answering. "Well, no," he said slowly, "so long as it…

— Diana Gabaldon

“At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.”

— Ernest Cline

“A man is virgin if he says so.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Christ, I’m a fucking virgin again. But”

— Darien Cox

“...she should say something since the man was still standing there holding her like she was his virgin bride or something. Virgin. She wasn’t.…

— Lexi Blake

“Needless to say, Virgin Val Jensen is no longer a virgin. I made sure of that.... many, many times.”

— Kelly Oram

“Or: how do you go back to sleep no longer a virgin? There was no coming back from that!”

— André Aciman

“I was a virgin before you. You woke a sleeping demon, Regan. I tried to sate it myself, but failed. Now you're going to…

— Larissa Ione

“I did not care about being a virgin and had long been looking forward to the day when I could rid myself of that…

— Jamaica Kincaid

“Could a virgin be a whore?”

— Cara Faith Donovan

“I ain't got much patience for virgins. You just grit your teeth and mind you don't scream too loud.”

— Lisa Henry