Humour Quote by Woody Allen

“Science flies men to the moon, religion flies men into buildings.”

— Anonymous

“You'd think that Modern Science would have found a cure for the common hangover by now, but evidently Modern Science has been too busy…

— Robert Kroese

“What happens to the world when science stops evolving?”

— Jennifer Ott

Science flies you in the moon,religion flies you into buildings

— Erick Otieno

“Astronauts leave trash on the moon. There is always some proof that scientists were there, making their discoveries. Discovery is always a rape of…

— Michael Crichton

“But in the cause of science men are expected to suffer.”

— Jules Verne

“Science is an ongoing process. It never ends. There is no single ultimate truth to be achieved, after which all the scientists can retire.”

— Carl Sagan

“I never had problems with my fellow scientists. Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and…

— Yann Martel

“From a social standpoint the man of science does not exist.”

— W. Somerset Maugham

“science never cheered up anyone. the human situation is just too awful.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Science, I am told, is making great strides, experimenting, groping after things which no sane man has ever dreamed of before – without being…

— Walter de la Mare

“Science can heal, or science can kill. It depends on the soul of the man using the science.”

— Dan Brown