Funny quotes Quote by Erick Otieno Download Open image “Science flies you in the moon,religion flies you into buildings” — Erick Otieno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Religion Science
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The enemy of science is not religion... . The true enemy is the substitution of thought, reflection, and curiosity with dogma. — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Religion and science are the two wings upon which man's intelligence can soar into the heights, with which the human soul can progress. It… — Abdu'l-Bahá Copy Share Image
When science advances religion goes along with it; science builds the altar at which religion prays. — Joseph Parker Copy Share Image
Science teaches you to open your eyes and appreciate the reality around you. Religion teaches you to close your eyes and cling to the… — David Alan Harvey Copy Share Image
The enemy of science is not religion. Religion comes in endless shapes and forms... The true enemy is the substitution of thought, reflection, and… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Science is a bulwark against mysticism, against superstition, against religion misapplied to where it has no business being. — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
The rays of the sun shines and gives live but your smile changed my live — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image