That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove… — Alisa Gattus Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life. — Alisa Gattus Communication Copy Share Image
If breakups never existed the music industry would go bankrupt. — Alisa Gattus Funny facebook status quotes Copy Share Image
Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and… — Alisa Gattus Funny Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Failure Copy Share Image
Turn your phone off, Yeah no... I`ll just put it on silent. — Alisa Gattus Funny facebook status quotes Copy Share Image
That`s nice honey. Grandma`s version of cool story bro. — Alisa Gattus Cool story bro Copy Share Image
Girl: Truth or dare? Boy: Dare. Girl: I dare you to love me. Boy: No babe, that`s truth. ¥ — Alisa Gattus Cute love quotes Copy Share Image
Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Bad guy Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I`m gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It`s more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Facebook Copy Share Image
I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades. — Alisa Gattus Funny Copy Share Image
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too... — Alisa Gattus Attention Copy Share Image
