Funny Quote by Alisa Gattus Download Open image “If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?” — Alisa Gattus ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Main character Patrick The Star
SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into situations -… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
Why is Spongebob the most ideal friend? Patrick: He still loves me even if I'm stupid. He ignores my weakness. Squidward: I always drive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SpongeBob is a kid living an adult life. He has a job. Kids think being a fry cook is a great job. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
Spongebob: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to get back. — Spongebob Copy Share Image
SPONGEBOB: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Waiting for you to get back. — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the show, the whole point of the fast food - the fact that SpongeBob loves being part of the fast-food chain and that… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
