Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Alisa Gattus Download Open image “Turn your phone off, Yeah no... I`ll just put it on silent.” — Alisa Gattus ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes Funny quotes It No Off On Phone Put Silent Turn Yeah Your
You don't mind being on the phone with me even when its completely silent. — Sarah Wilkins Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I've kept my phone on silent for a year and a half. For me, it's too much noise. It's not my jam. I like… — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
Sometimes I intentionally cut it off. I just want to be in silence, especially when I'm traveling. I watch movies without sound. — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
