When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night… — MeaghanB Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear coughing and sneezing please go away....! otherwise my friend medicine here... will strike you down badly.....!!!!!! don't force me to take...… — Vishal Joshi Copy Share Image
The teacher instructed the students to put away everything because they will have a quiz.The boy kicked the girl beside him out… — Migzylou Copy Share Image
Dear Persons With Arm Scent, If Those 24 hour Deodorants Don't Work On You, You Probably Haven't Noticed That They Invented The… — Rolando Djelf Ramirez Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just ã5 can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who say Im facebook famouse Shit see you at school in one corner, lonly asFuck — Rolando Barajas Copy Share Image
