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Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home

— Me:D

TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

— Olubayo Adebiyi

“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke smells like…

— Kate Cullen

When your teacher says get out of the room you won the argument

— Drew Fonner

When you are in my classroom, you get everything from me. But you bloody well better give everything too.

— Tony Judt

“Why not whip the teacher when the student misbehaves?”

— Diogenes

Student : Would you punish me teacher for some mistake that I did not do? Teacher : of course, why would I punish you…

— Janik Seshan

“Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who…

— Chetan Bhagat

“When all the teachers are gone, who will be your teacher? The student replied: “Everything! Kobun, paused, then said: “No, you".”

— Kobun Chino Otogawa Roshi

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The other instructors, even his mother, laughed at him for making work harder for himself and not teaching the workbook. But his students were…

— Lisa Ko