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I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

— Scott Aukerman

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a…

— Dave Barry

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.

— Mark Lowry

Puns are a form of humor with words.

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I admit," I said, "that a second murder in a book often cheers things up." - Hastings

— Agatha Christie

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

— James Boswell

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

— Greg Proops

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

— Doug Larson

When you're a comedic actor and you're used to just getting laughs, it's kind of scary to go serious, even for a second.

— Megyn Price

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

— Oscar Levant

I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice.

— Michael McIntyre

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

— Tim Vine