Facebook statues Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Girls be like: Noooooo, you hang up first! I be like: *click*” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook statues Funny Funny facebook status quotes Funny quotes Hilarious Quotes
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I encourage girls to lean in, use your brain, get in there, get in the conversation. — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
Im not the girl who runs up to you when I see you, and Im not the girl who jumps at every moment to… — Angel Marie Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
*two girls hitting a boy with a book* me: hey girls are hitting on you! :) — Yeah Buddy Copy Share Image
Anytime you like,baby you can call me Need a girl in yo life, never find nobody like me Cause I know what you want… — Uknonw Copy Share Image
Girl: what is the first thing you notice when look at another girl? boy : that she's not you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You were my first friend, crush and lover. so the next time you flirt with a girl, think of me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yea you may talk to me, make me laugh, say the cutest things. but how many girls are you doing that too?~Nate — Me Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
