Facebook statues Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook statues Funny Funny facebook status quotes Funny quotes Hilarious Quotes
“He's not my boyfriend." "Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there." I could kill her. "I don't even… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“All those posters and PSAs and health class presentations on body image and the way you can burst blood vessels in your face and rupture your esophagus if you can’t stop ramming those sno balls down your throat every night, knowing they’ll have to come back up again, you sad weak girl. Because of all this, Coach surely can’t tell… — Megan Abbott Copy Share
“when she was 7, a boy pushed her on the playground she fell headfirst into the dirt and came up with a mouthful of gravel and lines of blood chasing each other down her legs when she told her teacher what happened, she laughed and said ‘boys will be boys honey don’t let it bother you he probably just thinks… — Fortesa Latifi Copy Share
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support,leans towards her. BOY : Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY : Please. GIRL: No. BOY : You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.… — Arcine Arciniegas Copy Share
“If we were home alone right now, I’d be fucking you, bent over the back of this chair we’re sitting on.” Squirming on his… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Smiling, she went for his throat and almost had him, when—using a move that was all sorts of illegal—he flipped her again so her front pressed into the leaf-laden ground, her wrists still locked in his iron grip and pinned above her head. “Cheater.” “So says the woman who tried to kick my balls into my throat,” he pointed out,… — Nalini Singh Copy Share
“I spread my legs out further and kissed my way down Liam’s cock. Reilly’s tongue started a path at my crack and slid down… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“I slip her shirt over her head and she tries to cover herself, but I move her arms out of the way and kiss… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I splash enough water in Chloe's face to put out a small house fire. I don't want to drown her, just exfoliate her eyeballs with sea salt. When she thinks I'm done, she opens her eyes-and her mouth. Big mistake. The next wave rinses off the hangy ball in the back of her throat and makes it to her lungs… — Anna Banks Copy Share
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image