Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Anonymous

I constantly check my phone for no reason.

— Anonymous

I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life.

— Nikhil Saluja

I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. Try putting your iPhones…

— Ira Glass

Looking at everything through your phone is only numbing your perception - it does not really enhance your experience of life in any way.

— Jaggi Vasudev

Sometimes I just want to throw away my phone and see who is really there for me.

— Anonymous

I, like many people, am constantly on my phone.

— Leelee Sobieski

My phone is just like my lover.It's the last thing I see at night and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

— Anonymous

I feel like we're constantly looking at our phones and we're looking at other people and comparing ourselves to them. And it normally is…

— Ava Michelle

My phone is like my lover.....its the last thing I see at night , and the first thing I wake up to every morning!!!!!!!! ^_^

— Anonymous

My phone is like my lover. Its the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night

— Blossom

My phone is like my lover. It's the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I generally waver between not looking at my phone for long periods of time and then becoming obsessed with it. So I've had years…

— Fred Hechinger