Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Francis Download Open image “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.” — Francis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes Idgaf Im me Opinions Sarcastic Who cares
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Remember that all things are only opinion and that it is in your power to think as you please. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
I don't ever give my opinion. Opinions I have about anything are in my personal life. — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
I never allow myself to have an opinion on anything that I don't know the other side's argument better than they do. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't have opinions, rather that I'm paid not to think aloud. — Yitzhak Navon Copy Share Image
I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner — Francis Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
I trusted you, I didnt cheat on you, I loved you with all my heart. Why couldnt you do the same ? — Francis Copy Share Image
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis Copy Share Image
If they cheated on you once, you best believe they will cheat on you again. — Francis Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night than you… — MeaghanB Copy Share Image
