Funny Quote by Francis Download Open image “Yo momma so fat, she plays temple walk.” — Francis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes. — Genesis Martinez Copy Share Image
“yo mama so fat when she walked by the t.v. I missed three episodes! sincerely, yo daddi” — Jolie Baker Copy Share Image
Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner — Francis Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
I trusted you, I didnt cheat on you, I loved you with all my heart. Why couldnt you do the same ? — Francis Copy Share Image
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis Copy Share Image
If they cheated on you once, you best believe they will cheat on you again. — Francis Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
