Yo mama Quote by Jolie Baker

Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes.

— Genesis Martinez

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an…

— Jess Franken

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so…

— Pinho

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, she plays temple walk.

— Francis