Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to give her…

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death

— Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,…

— Anonymous

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, her long time crush was planet earth

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in

— Anonymous