Fat jokes Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.

— Nikhil Saluja

Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

— Nikhil Saluja

I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

— Nikhil Saluja

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

Oxymoron: She's Smart.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

— Nikhil Saluja