Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am size SIXTEEN in real but if you ask my heart I am size ZERO from inside — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“You might want to think about cutting back on the burgers,” Drew teased. “Watch it. Any fat jokes and I’ll be cutting… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
