Fat Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat Fat jokes Find Hilarious Jokes Relevant Them You
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I guess what I was trying to say is, if I said I would never laugh at this, you could probably dig around and find a situation where I did laugh. I try not to be a hypocrite with… — Todd Barry Copy Share
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat jokes' better… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Do not ever make fun of fat people, their life is nothing less than a punishment. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat. — Stephen Vincent Benet Copy Share Image
Though 'Fat City' was written long before cellphones or the Internet, its human apparatus is state of the art. — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
Shaming happens every day online, it happens all the time. I can be skinny shamed and fat shamed in the same day. — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It's always been my name and always will be. — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
People will make mean comments. People are going to say that you're fat, that you're this, that you're that. You just have to be… — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
I think we should be conscious of what we say to people when we're addressing people's physicality. But to then go a step further… — Judi Love Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I love to feed people, and I like to cook food they want to eat and food that will be good for them. I… — Ruth Glick Copy Share Image
As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?' — Bonnie Langford Copy Share Image
