I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When I was up for the film 'Dreamcatcher,' to play the role of an overweight kid, I was told I'm too fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Fat people are the only people you can still make fun of in this country. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be known as a fat comic, just a comic who happens to be fat. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
America thinks if you're fat, you're stupid. That's great. I want them to keep thinking that. Let them keep on thinking that… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
In L.A., fat people are mythical. We're like Big Foot. 'Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who's fat.' Nobody's fat in L.A. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I've been enjoying classes at the gym, where people look at me because I'm fat. At the end of the workout, they're… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
