People don't know where to place me, and I think that's why my audience is so big. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Fat people are the only people you can still make fun of in this country. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm not PC all the time in my phrasing, because that meets a wall; people won't hear it. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people,… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You can have a poli-science degree but if you don't know people, it doesn't do you a bit of good when you're… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm blue collar, which means white trash with a job. But it also means people who take pride in what they do. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Atlanta is interesting. You have high education rates but there are plenty of regular folks. People have degrees but chop wood on… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
In L.A., fat people are mythical. We're like Big Foot. 'Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who's fat.' Nobody's fat in L.A. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I don't get much respect from the industry in general, but that's OK. I didn't get into it for respect. I got… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My audience expects me to push the limits, to be politically incorrect. I do that because for me, that's the only place… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I've been called a race traitor, prejudiced about white people. It's ridiculous... I have a really, really diverse crowd. Most comedy clubs… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I've been enjoying classes at the gym, where people look at me because I'm fat. At the end of the workout, they're… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When somebody's different, it's so easy to dismiss what people say because of what they look like. They really want to judge… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think we can do better with our politicians. I think I'd make a good one, because I like people. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think there's too much emphasis on making sure our corporations are OK versus making sure our people are OK. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I've had people hate me for my appearance. I think it gets me a certain level of empathy with the audience. If… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I go out and I meet people after the show, I take every picture that they ask for, I sign every autograph… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
