Quote by Ralphie May Download Open image “Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!” — Ralphie May ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you. — Vachel Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love any type of cheese, preferably on a large board with a glass of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. — Tamzin Outhwaite Copy Share Image
The ghetto word of the day is pizza: that bitch is so damn fine, I'd love a pizza that ass — Adam Marston Copy Share Image
I love The Cheesecake Factory, especially the chicken marsala. I almost always pick that dish; it tastes unbelievable. — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with the QUICHE?!… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can't tell you how many times my wife has been… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
