Cheese Like Quotes

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

— Stephen King

I do sometimes like a bit of cheese, like MC Hammer.

— Andrew Flintoff

“A slice of pie without cheese, it's like a kiss without squeeze...”

— Stephen King

Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!

— Ralphie May

Cheese, like oil, makes too much of itself.

— Jerome K. Jerome

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shaped like pickles.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”

— Christian Lander

I like my cheese, I like my milk in my coffee, and nobody's gonna tell me any different.

— Carmen Cusack

Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they…

— W. Kamau Bell