Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles?”

— Ben MacIntyre

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You wanted to be the cheese,” I said. “The what?" "The cheese, the gooey good stuff that fills in the empty space when a…

— Amber McRee Turner

“I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It’s stinky and tasty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.
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— Jarod Kintz

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“I really like cheese”

— Lexa McDermott

“Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.”

— Anne Lamott

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of cheddar, so no matter where I am…

— Jarod Kintz

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.

— Gary Oldman

“A slice of pie without cheese, it's like a kiss without squeeze...”

— Stephen King

“I fucken love cheese so much. I would stab a man in the belly for a pound of Roquefort. I will not stand by…

— Jonas Cannon