Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future generations warm overnight. And just so you know, it wasn’t me…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted to wrap him up in a blanket and put him in my pocket for safekeeping.”

— Renee Carlino

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you…

— Kate Ellison

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish my blanket wasn’t so rigid and crumbly.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just saying that because I’m shivering.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It’s stinky and tasty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the…

— Jarod Kintz