Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Melted cheese is a culinary veil...a foxhole where mediocrity can hide.”

— Alissa Nutting

“Life is like an ice-cream cone, when you think you have it licked it drips all over you.”

— N.J. Nielsen

“What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you.…

— Allan Rufus

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of cheddar, so no matter where I am…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I've learned anything so far, it's that ice cream is the great solution for miserable news.”

— Rachel Saylor

“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.”

— Larry the Cable Guy

“I wanted a frozen burrito. Sara died for that.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I'll have the Walk of Shame burrito.”

— Tracy March

“Life is like an ice cream sundae–lots of wonderful flavors to taste but if you don’t eat it, it just melts away.”

— Gail Thackray

“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so badly.” “The tragedy of true…

— Cora Carmack