Life Quote by N.J. Nielsen

“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

— S Balaram

“Melted ice cream ran down the side of her cone, and she licked it off with slow, deliberate motions.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“If you're eating an ice cream cone, it's just very hard to believe that things have gone completely to shit. That there isn't still…

— Jonathan Tropper

“I have dinner with you at least three times a week. You think now that you've licked ice cream from my belly button that's…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”

— Matt Cole

“I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.”

— Melody Sohayegh

“She dips her spoon into her ice cream, then puts the spoon back in her mouth. I can't stop staring at that spoon. I…

— Colleen Hoover

“Trust me, I'm looking forward to it. But it's like cramming a whole ice cream cone in my mouth and swallow it whole. What…

— Erin McCarthy

“That is the casualty of life in a small town. People scoop into your business, then hand out cones to anyone who asks for…

— Barbra Annino

“This…this is just a morbid filled ice cream cone dipped in psycho flavored sprinkles.”

— Christine Zolendz

“I am forever yearning for ice cream. And cats. Lots and lots of cats.”

— Noor Ashour

“Life is like a cup; what drips out of it depends on what you have filled it with.”

— Syed Rehman Hayder