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““This…this is just a morbid filled ice cream cone dipped in psycho flavored sprinkles.””

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“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are making me drool.” “Lea, stop saying crap like that to me and stop gawking, awkward.” Lea smiled down at me, “You, sir are a bit easy on the eye, so therefore I shall stare at you. If you…

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“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?”

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“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop . Well, unless they are used together.”

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We have lost the good old British spirit. Instead we have American journalism and black-shirted buffoons making a cheap imitation of ice-cream sellers.

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