Humor Quote by Jen (Cake Wrecks Download Open image ““I want sprinkles.”” — Jen (Cake Wrecks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.” — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
“This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you... — Family Guy Copy Share Image
“This…this is just a morbid filled ice cream cone dipped in psycho flavored sprinkles.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Stop doing that." He motioned at her face. "Don't- Argh! Alright! There's something else. Just turn off the sprinklers.” — Lauren Stewart Copy Share Image
“For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Then I want to make sweet love to you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I sighed and wondered if I'd done it- made a friend. I hoped I had even as I wondered if it was a mistake.… — Missy Welsh Copy Share Image
“Except for not that Jim.” After a while, I started to get a little bit thirsty. That’s what happens when chalk sprinkles get in… — Barbara Park Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
