Quote by Jean Oram

“She was his sprinkle-coated badass,”

— Anna Hackett

“I want sprinkles.”

— Jen (Cake Wrecks

“Put on some lipstick, pour yourself a drink and pull yourself together . Well, she couldn’t pour herself a drink, but she could put…

— Michelle Osgood

“The feel of the sticky wetness down there when she moved made her grimace. God, she wanted to get cleaned up. In a hurry.”

— Stephen King

“So she was well proportioned. So her hair was all glossy. So she looked as if her lips had never been the wrong side…

— Jonathan Stroud

“I sighed and wondered if I'd done it- made a friend. I hoped I had even as I wondered if it was a mistake.…

— Missy Welsh

“And he hadn’t complained when she put placemats and handi-wipes on the table. He’d just regarded her in that funny way he always did,…

— Lisa Eugene

“She was like a sheet anchor sometimes, a steadying influence on him, on everyone around her. Made people laugh, that sensible streak in her,…

— Tim Winton

“She could tell me a thousand things with her eyebrows alone, this girl. Sometimes I wanted to shave them off just to spite her.”

— L.J. Shen

“Honey, he looks slippery as soap." And then adds, "A girl could lather up in soap like that.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake.”

— Karina Halle

“Life is like an ice-cream cone, when you think you have it licked it drips all over you.”

— N.J. Nielsen