Kirkus MacGowan

“Another Guinness please.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Hijo de puta.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“can't handle your alcohol anymore?" He”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Do you remember the name of the horse pills?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“You better not be taking nothin.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“As long as they have Guinness on tap, I'm good.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Now stand and quit your begging. It’s pathetic.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“And what does… whatever you said mean?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Really? You think you were kidnapped by a chiropractor?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“What's the matter, Eddy? You can't pound the liquid steak?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Melted ice cream ran down the side of her cone, and she licked it off with slow, deliberate motions.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“you should’ve seen the look on her face when I came up out of that ditch.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Do we have time for a quickie?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“I’ll never drink that much again.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Late to the Party”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“You hit her with a box of donuts?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“If the voice belonged to the same person with the evil laugh, why did they now help him?”

— Kirkus MacGowan