Quote by Kirkus MacGowan

“As long as they have Guinness on tap, I'm good.”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“Tom, you couldn’t punch the froth off a Guinness.”

— Colin Falconer

“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish accent was…

— Fisher Amelie

“I’ll have an Irish banquet waiting for you — a bottle of Guinness and a bologna sandwich.”

— Charles Brandt

“precious supply of beer.”

— Jennifer Jensen Wallach

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

— Lewis Black

“Beer, if you have it.”

— Maya Banks

“Adrian had a Guinness because I guess he felt like drinking a loaf of bread or something. That's what it smelled like, anyway.”

— Cherie Priest

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

— Nora Roberts

“For heaven’s sake,” I say, “will you please sip the tea so I don’t have to pour you another cup every five minutes?” “We’re…

— Elizabeth May

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“out which cocktail to drink next.”

— Sara Claridge