“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Drunk Copy Share Image
“some place to stand and place a lever, there’s nowhere from which to move the world.” — Cherie Priest Lever Copy Share Image
It's funny what they say about men in uniform - how people think women just can't resist 'em. Fact is, I think… — Cherie Priest Clothes Copy Share Image
“I was getting the hang of arson. It really sends a message, you know? Not only will I kill your dudes and… — Cherie Priest Arson Copy Share Image
“The sound came again. There was a whistle to it, and a moan. It was almost a hiss, and it could’ve been… — Cherie Priest Science fiction Copy Share Image
“Modern families are complicated things. Siblings, half siblings, stepparents, stepcousins, what have you. You can't pick who you're born to, that's for… — Cherie Priest Brotherhood Copy Share Image
“I don’t see why not,” I all but snapped at him. “His body was experimented upon, and there are records of it.… — Cherie Priest Snapped Copy Share Image
I've heard it said that God made all men, but Samuel Colt made all men equal. We'd see what Mr. Colt could… — Cherie Priest Colts Copy Share Image
“The captain strikes me as a competent officer, and competent officers are never given enough information to work with.” — Cherie Priest Captain Copy Share Image
OMG YOU GUYS it has come to my attention that SOMEONE on the internet is saying that my fictional 19th century zombies… — Cherie Priest 19th century Copy Share Image
“He was carrying bulky loot; I could see it under his zipped-up sweater. And when I unzipped it with a one-handed rip,… — Cherie Priest Grenades Copy Share Image
“But the other half of my motivation came from farther back in my brain, in the curious part that I inherited. It… — Cherie Priest Compulsion Copy Share Image
“For just this moment, we have the closest thing to an advantage we're likely to get. And if we don't use it,… — Cherie Priest Football Copy Share Image
I gave three quiet cheers for Minnesota. In Seattle a dusty inch of anything white and chilly means the city lapses into… — Cherie Priest Cheer Copy Share Image
“You see, sometimes when you work by yourself in a field such as ours, it helps to share knowledge among professionals. I'm… — Cherie Priest Scratching Copy Share Image
“Few witnesses agree, and fewer still were granted a glimpse of the Incredible Bone-Shaking Drill Engine. Its course took it under the… — Cherie Priest Imagery Copy Share Image
Oh, it doesn't work at all. That's the problem! It's an endless, halting parade of inspections, bribes, and nonsense-but if you're aboard… — Cherie Priest Air Copy Share Image
Sometimes, everyone is right. Not always and not even usually, but once in a while, everyone is right. — Cherie Priest Funny Copy Share Image
It was a train full of strangers, and they were all the same. — Cherie Priest Community Copy Share Image
“Surreal. It was his word of the week. "This must be one of the circles of hell Dante accidentally left off the… — Cherie Priest Surreal Copy Share Image
“Adrian had a Guinness because I guess he felt like drinking a loaf of bread or something. That's what it smelled like,… — Cherie Priest Guinness Copy Share Image
For some reason the mundanity of it all offended Gideon. You'd think people would have the good grace to dress up for… — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
“Vampirism is like Photoshop for the flesh – it fills out, rounds off, smooths over, and brightens up everything. I'Ve seen cancer patients… — Cherie Priest Cancer patients Copy Share Image
In California there were nuggets the size of walnuts lying on the ground—or so it was said, and truth travels slowly when… — Cherie Priest California Copy Share Image
“She'd grown up believing in hell in an abstract nightmare way; but west Texas had given her something more concrete upon which… — Cherie Priest Hell Copy Share Image
“Did you even use anything at all in that bag of yours?" "No, but I might use some of it later." And… — Cherie Priest Drag queen Copy Share Image
I hate to make the comparison here, but think of me as one of those expensive boutiques. If you have to ask… — Cherie Priest Afford Copy Share Image
I hate meeting new people even new clients who intend to give me money. I try to be pleasant but I'm not… — Cherie Priest Awkward Copy Share Image
“You‘re a hard negotiator, Ray-Baby." "I‘m going to get a lot harder if you call me that again." "Give me a minute.… — Cherie Priest Love Copy Share Image
I immediately felt better about killing him. I’ve never known a Trevor who wasn’t a total douchebag. It’s just one of those… — Cherie Priest Arrogant Copy Share Image
“I really do like curses. They can’t fail, that’s the beauty of them. Any bad thing that happens to either boy, from… — Cherie Priest Bad thing Copy Share Image
“They obviously weren't trying to recruit us, which was sort of a shame. I imagined a full unit of vampire soldiers and… — Cherie Priest Bad idea Copy Share Image
