Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My father always said not to drink when you had secrets to keep. You never know what might come out. ” — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.” — Catherine Goldhammer Copy Share Image
“I went out and had a drink. I needed to talk to someone, and solitary drinkers are lucky in this regard— they always have… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
“Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.” — John Christopher Copy Share Image
“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one who damages… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.” — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
