He liked the idea of coffee quite a lot—a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with… — John Green Copy Share Image
There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless you, for whatever reason, particularly like the taste of… — John Green Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I… — John Green Copy Share Image
He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have… — John Green Copy Share Image
The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one… — John Green Copy Share Image
Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind… — John Green Copy Share Image
That's absolutely true, about the eight glasses a day. There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
