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Cheaper Quote by John Green

“By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking…” quote by John Green — Download Open image

“By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.”

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