The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
I used to be jack the lad, I was out a lot, I was mainly waking up with hangovers at tournaments rather… — Jimmy White Copy Share Image
“He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers. — Alfred W. Crosby Copy Share Image
“Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD’s bestow you with rotten crotch.” — Sherri Desbois Copy Share Image
There's something about heartbreak that makes for great music, but the same could be said for Jägermeister. Hangovers make for great music,… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish… — Arthur Mathews Copy Share Image
“And the next time I reach for my pen, it won’t be to write about you again. The sun will feel warm… — Sade Andria Zabala Copy Share Image
When you consider how many millions of workdays begin with hangovers great and small, it is mildly surprising to find how few… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
“For what it’s worth, Dr. Verster’s list of drinks according to average congener content, from low to high, runs like this: Pure… — Evan Rail Copy Share Image
“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“It’s only now as I head back home after a full day’s work surrounded by people pale with hangovers and stinking of… — William Cook Copy Share Image
“Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you might say, of fearsome people who hadn't the courage to… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Down here in the pain, I don’t have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner… — Alex Shakar Copy Share Image
“I . . . think my name is Bilious. I’m the . . . I’m the oh God of Hangovers.’ ‘There’s a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I admit I get the occasional headache," I said. "I admit some of my hangovers are epic. But usually all it takes… — George Gurley Copy Share Image
“Charity shook her head, struggling to get back into the flow of Lady Margaret's crisply worded presentation. Brandy brought sleep, and a… — Carol Storm Copy Share Image
“Fat Charlie was thirsty and his head hurt and his mouth tasted evil and his eyes were too tight in his head… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“No one paid much attention when he left. They continued to eat and drink and talk and laugh over their suffering, and… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
