Quote by Cory O'Brien Download Open image ““Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.”” — Cory O'Brien ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Wine is a new drink,” Dionysus explained. “But it’s more than just a drink. It’s a religious experience!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?” The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD’s bestow you with rotten crotch.” — Sherri Desbois Copy Share Image
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“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.” — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
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“And then Loki gets jealous of how pretty Thor is and is like “I wanna dress up too.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“He calls up all the gods like “HEY, GUYS YOU SHOULD COME OVER I’M HAVING A WEIRD COFFIN PARTY.” And all the gods are… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“the first thing that’s gonna tip everyone off that the world is ending is this thing called Fimbulvetr which just means THE WINTER OF… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So he calls up Loki like “LOKI SOLVE MY PROBLEMS WITH GIANTS.” And Loki is like “What? Why?” And Odin is like “REMEMBER HOW… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“(He tells fortunes by throwing palm nuts and reading their patterns but I failed to clarify that because I was looking for an excuse… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Hey, is there a female version of wingman? Wingwoman sounds awkward. I’m coining a new phrase: Titcaptain. Tell your friends.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So the moral of the story is that the primary ingredient for a successful nation is guns.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So, basically, what it all comes down to is that we are made of tears from the disembodied eyeball of a guy who fucks… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“That's all any of these myths have been trying to do. To take a huge, terrifying phenomenon, something you can only stare at and… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“No, see what I’m trying to say is that I watch people organizing themselves into these neat little conflicts: Atheists versus Christians Jews versus… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Loki sees her and he is like “Oh man that chick looks like she is about to get some TREASURE I want to RUIN… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
