“Dignity is nice but it’s money makes the lights and shower work.” — Richard Kadrey Dignity Copy Share Image
“Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don’t have one.” — Richard Kadrey Breaths Copy Share Image
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Barbed wire Copy Share Image
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.” — Richard Kadrey Fear Copy Share Image
“Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.” — Richard Kadrey Mortal Copy Share Image
“You sent one of your own people to get his ass kicked? That's not the way to build brand loyalty.” — Richard Kadrey Brand loyalty Copy Share Image
“You were a prick and a crook, but no one deserves to go out the way you went. I hope it was… — Richard Kadrey Prick Copy Share Image
Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead. — Richard Kadrey Enemy Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Afternoon Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you, having cancer sucks, but being broke and having cancer is the shittiest fate that can land on a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.” — Richard Kadrey Arena Copy Share Image
“As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.” — Richard Kadrey Feels Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite,… — Richard Kadrey Food Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes.… — Richard Kadrey Joseph stalin Copy Share Image
“I'll give you another example. The snake in the Garden of Eden?" "Yeah?" "It was just a snake. Humanity's first real decision… — Richard Kadrey Garden of eden Copy Share Image
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach… — Richard Kadrey Beach Copy Share Image
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all… — Richard Kadrey Busy Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons.… — Richard Kadrey Bigs Copy Share Image
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The… — Richard Kadrey Answers Copy Share Image
“So, what happens next to a couple of outlaws like us, hopped up on caffeine and sugar, and on the lam?" "I… — Richard Kadrey Outlaws Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian… — Richard Kadrey Clothes Copy Share Image
“Seriously, I don’t like people messing with old ladies. Mi madre had cancer and gave all her Social Security money to a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“LOLLIPOP DOLLS IS like some weird little girl's hunting lodge. The heads and faces of every Japanese cartoon character and monster are… — Richard Kadrey Anime Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
“Another scar or two won't ruin my pretty face." "Right." "Carlos, are you being polite? That's not why I came here for.… — Richard Kadrey Guys Copy Share Image
“*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about.… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
“Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]” — Richard Kadrey Strawberry shortcake Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Dead Copy Share Image
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