“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Cowboy Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian… — Richard Kadrey Clothes Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead,… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy… — Richard Kadrey Boxes Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes.… — Richard Kadrey Joseph stalin Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
“Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts… — Richard Kadrey Language Copy Share Image
“Is killing someone always like this?” “Just the first couple of times. After that it’s like folding socks. But that’s just me.”… — Richard Kadrey Time Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life,… — Richard Kadrey Good thing Copy Share Image
I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here. — Richard Kadrey Long Copy Share Image
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey Beer Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say, “No more Mr. Nice Guy,” but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.” — Richard Kadrey Long time Copy Share Image
