Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity. — Richard Kadrey Able Copy Share Image
We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish. — Richard Kadrey Foolish Copy Share Image
“See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.” — Richard Kadrey Better person Copy Share Image
If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a… — Richard Kadrey Conquer Copy Share Image
I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in… — Richard Kadrey Dragons Copy Share Image
“I mean, there’s doomed. There’s screwed. And there’s monsoons-in-Hell fucked. And we’re at fucked o’clock.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Thievery pays for the tools, and the work shows me the mind of God. Stealing is a lot like alchemy, you know.… — Richard Kadrey Alchemy Copy Share Image
I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape.… — Richard Kadrey Certain Copy Share Image
Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and… — Richard Kadrey Bowling Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should have kept my rock. At least I wouldn’t look quite so much like a deer caught in the headlights.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“That's for me, isn't it? I'm going to Hell." "Don't feel so bad. It beats Fresno.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I didn't want this high a profile, but at least now everyone knows I'm armed.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“She looks like she just saw a ghost, a unicorn, and Hello Kitty having a three-way in a clown car and they… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we… — Richard Kadrey God Copy Share Image
“There’s the opposite of love at first sight. There are people walking the earth that the moment you meet them, you want… — Richard Kadrey First sight Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one… — Richard Kadrey Cynical Copy Share Image
“A few grumpy horns and hoofs types and a petting zoo full of rabid Pokemons? I’m Satan. I can deal with that… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the… — Richard Kadrey Days of the week Copy Share Image
“There's something magical about the sound of breaking glass. Especially around a mob. It works both for humans and Hellions. If you… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter… — Richard Kadrey Drink Copy Share Image
Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces. — Richard Kadrey Bullets Copy Share Image
