Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said,… — Richard Kadrey Closing Copy Share Image
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey First date Copy Share Image
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
“Another scar or two won't ruin my pretty face." "Right." "Carlos, are you being polite? That's not why I came here for.… — Richard Kadrey Pretty face Copy Share Image
“Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don’t have one.” — Richard Kadrey Happy place Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
“That sounds like the sin of pride, Marshal. Better run downstairs and let Miss December flog it out of you. Webcam it… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all… — Richard Kadrey Busy Copy Share Image
“Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn't always easy. (Stark) You do… — Richard Kadrey Booty call Copy Share Image
When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not. — Richard Kadrey Born Copy Share Image
“You still think I have a good side?” “There's a search party out for it but I'm optimistic they'll turn up something.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“The things we do to stay alive for another year. Another day. Another hour. The deals we make with the universe and… — Richard Kadrey Another day Copy Share Image
“You were a prick and a crook, but no one deserves to go out the way you went. I hope it was… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Afternoon Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be afraid of me. Eugene likes you. Doc likes you. That means I like you. We're all family… — Richard Kadrey Family Copy Share Image
I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and… — Richard Kadrey Forget Copy Share Image
“It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to… — Richard Kadrey Fingers crossed Copy Share Image
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.” — Richard Kadrey Fear Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead. — Richard Kadrey Enemy Copy Share Image
“LOLLIPOP DOLLS IS like some weird little girl's hunting lodge. The heads and faces of every Japanese cartoon character and monster are… — Richard Kadrey Anime Copy Share Image
“As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.” — Richard Kadrey Oopsie Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons.… — Richard Kadrey Bigs Copy Share Image
