Hell Quote by Richard Kadrey

““If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.””

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“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d…

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“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.”

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“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)”

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If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.

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“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But these days, I'm working on the theory that killing everyone I don't like might be counterproductive. I'm learning to use…

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The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure…

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I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next…

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“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the…

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“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,”

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“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]”

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“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.”

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“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils in a sea of black ice. Her lips and tongue are as black as her eyes. Her mouth has a slightly different shape. Like she has a few more teeth or the ones she has are…

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Except in these latter-day songs, [Bob] Dylan is a grizzled old prophet who's already been to hell and back.

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